I Also Shuffle ... Trusted!

I spotted this at Nearest Distant Shore and Thyme Moves On. I just had to play. It doesn't always make sense, but it's pretty cool when it does.

The Rules:

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What does next year have in store for me?

Winning a battle, Losing the War – Kings of Convenience
(Yay, I win!!!!... Oh, crap!)


What's my love life like?

First of the Gang to Die - Morrissey
(Kinky. Don't ask)

What do I say when life gets hard?

As Sure as I am – Crowded House

What do I think of on waking up?

Hewlett's Daughter - Grandaddy
(Unfortunately, my father-in-law is not named Hewlett. I may have some explaining to do)

What song will I dance to at my wedding?

Tombstone – Crowded House
(Ah, cheerful. Father-in-law's choice)

What do I want as a career?

It Looks Like Love – Josh Rouse
(Well, the male escort business is quite lucrative)

Favorite saying?

Trusted - Ben Folds

Favorite place?

Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
(Cool!)

What do I think of my parents?

Ugly Love - Eels
(Cool again! Parents divorced when I was 7)

What's my pornstar name?

Wind Up – Foo Fighters
(The name's origin of course comes from a move I, uh, well, perfected)

Where would I go on a first date?

Don't Let Me Down - Beatles
(Exactly what happens when I attempt "The Wind Up")

Drug of choice?

Jetstream – New Order
(Slang for milk mixed with Mountain Dew. It's addictive)

Describe myself

No Reason – Ben Kweller
(Right on the mark. I'm completely unreasonable and according to the dictionary, I do not have a normal mental state.)

What is the thing I like doing most?

I summon You - Spoon
(That is, when I'm not summoning evil spirits)

What is my state of mind like at the moment?

Janice's Party – Fountains of Wayne
(Praying Janice has cereal storers this time. Tupperware parties rock! Also, I'd like to use my new favorite saying, "trusted," with rapper-like attitude. "Yo, Janice, these stackables are TRUSTED!"

How will I die?

Independence Day – Elliott Smith
(Damn. Death by firecracker. That gives me only 6 months. Damn! I need me some Jetstream quick. Trusted!)